The humid Bangkok night clung to me like a second skin as I emerged from the gym, sweat-drenched and starving. My muscles ached, craving a protein fix, but at 3 AM, even the most tenacious street vendors had called it a night. Wandering down a dimly lit alley, the scent of jasmine and something vaguely fishy hanging in the air, I stumbled upon an unexpected sight.
There, nestled between overflowing bins and a flickering neon sign advertising "questionable massages," was a 7-Eleven vending machine. Not just any vending machine, mind you. This one was decked out in the vibrant colors of "24-Seven Pump," its logo emblazoned across the front. Hope surged through me. Could this be the answer to my protein prayers?
I peered through the grimy glass, my eyes widening at the bizarre concoctions within. Squid-flavored protein bars? Mango-chili energy drinks? And what in the world was a "Durian Power Blast?" Just when I thought it couldn't get any weirder, I spotted it – a "Chicken-Strawberry" protein shake. Skeptical yet desperate, I fumbled for my coins.
The machine whirred and clanked, spitting out my chosen elixir. With a hesitant sniff, I took a sip. The unexpected blend of savory chicken and sweet strawberry was surprisingly... not bad. Actually, it was kind of good. Standing there in that grimy back alley, guzzling my bizarre protein shake, I couldn't help but grin. Leave it to Bangkok to deliver a midnight protein fix in the most unexpected way possible. The "24-Seven Pump" vending machine, a beacon of hope in the urban jungle, had come to my rescue once again.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
BODY WIDTH (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
17 ½ |
| S |
28 |
19 |
| M |
29 |
20 ½ |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
BODY WIDTH (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
44.5 |
| S |
71.1 |
48.3 |
| M |
73.7 |
52 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
